Oni-Inspired Rock Idol Tabloid Cover

A finished vintage sensational gossip tabloid cover featuring {argument name="character name" default="an elegant oni-inspired male idol"} as the central celebrity, in a gritty Japanese punk-rock magazine aesthetic. The canvas is a tall vertical cover, approximately 2:3 aspect ratio, full-bleed design with a worn cream paper border, folded paper creases, scuffed ink, distressed halftone texture, slight print misregistration, and dark red, black, ivory, and metallic gold as the dominant palette. The main subject is a photorealistic young adult male with {argument name="hair color" default="messy white silver hair"}, pale skin, glamorous makeup, sharp red eye shadow, two glossy dark red oni horns, earrings, black nail polish, rings, and a confident half-lidded expression. He wears a black turtleneck under an ornate black brocade jacket with red satin lapels, gold chains, pins, belt hardware, and layered necklaces. Pose him waist-up in the center, one hand near his cheek and the other at his waist, looking like a scandalous rock star at a press event. The background is deep red theater curtains behind the subject, with a paparazzi crowd and camera flashes in the lower background. Use dramatic rim lighting, glossy highlights, cinematic contrast, and realistic studio photography blended with graphic print design. The layout should make it look like a real completed tabloid cover, not a poster mockup. Use exactly 9 major cover elements: 1 oversized jagged masthead across the top in angular cream lettering with red shadows; 1 small black cat logo badge in the top-left corner; 1 central portrait occupying most of the page; 1 circular inset portrait at upper left with a spiky border; 1 tilted rectangular inset portrait at lower left; 1 spiky circular inset portrait at lower right; 1 issue-number box at upper right; 1 round price sticker below it; and 1 large slanted bottom headline banner. Use bold fake kana-like display lettering rather than readable real words for most headlines. The masthead should be enormous, jagged, cream-colored, and energetic. The issue box should contain readable English text: "ISSUE 777" and "MEOWDAY". The round price sticker should read "ONLY $7.77" with a barcode-like stripe. The bottom-right corner may include a tiny publisher mark reading "voxCAT". All other headline text should be stylized pseudo-tabloid lettering that feels like explosive Japanese gossip typography, with multiple exclamation marks. Add diagonal cutout subtitle plaques, comic burst shapes, lightning bolts, thick black outlines, red drop shadows, gold accent strokes, torn-paper corners, layered sticker-like panels, and exaggerated tabloid composition. The three inset portraits must show the same character in different expressions: upper-left serious side glance, lower-left contemplative smoking/hand-near-face pose, lower-right laughing expression. Include exactly 2 standalone spiky text badges without photos: one small mid-left/top-left scandal badge and one larger bottom-left burst badge. High-end photorealistic character photography combined with vintage manga tabloid cover design; gritty but polished; no clean modern minimalism; no empty areas; keep the paper edge visible; maintain the exaggerated headline zones, issue/price area, photo windows, and explosive badges. Customize the character’s vibe as {argument name="celebrity vibe" default="dangerous glamorous rock idol"} and the main color accent as {argument name="accent color" default="dark crimson red"}.